I'll Throw In The Black Keys For Free

Modeled by actress Alicia Witt at Christie’s in London, Chapeau d’Amour—the “hat of love”—was created by celebrity couture designer Louis Mariette. Made of woven platinum and covered in stunning diamonds, the hat was inspired by ivy and bluebells.

Somehow, someone, valued this little ditty (the hat, not the fine Ms. Witt) at 2.4 million dollars.

Is the taint flopping down on the top of 'er 'ed the Shroud of Turin? Will donning it bestow magical powers upon the wearer? Is the Chapeau Box a Sarcophagaus? Aren't ivy and bluebells free, or at least very inexpensive?

The S.S. Desperate Insecurity

Shown above: Russian oil billionaire Roman Abramovich's new $500 million yacht, which includes -- among other things -- a missile detection system, two helipads, a swimming pool, and a miniature submarine.

Not shown: Abramovich being shoved into a locker at age 12.

No Mr. Bond...I Expect You To Die!

I'm guessing the owner of this "car" has a dick the size of a pinhead.

Welcome To The New Skypager

Simple. Subtle. Elegant.

I like the two removable bell-ends that can be filled with Pixie Dust and Doubloons.

Wheeeeeeee! I'm a tool.